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I'm Leah. I'm from Atlanta. I'm awesome.
I like: Michelle, Andrew McMahon, Brand New, Panic! at the Disco, Harry Potter, Feminism, Germany, nearly anything British, expletives, Taking Back Sunday, Literature, Say Anything, Snow Patrol, Gube, Ryden, Gabe Saporta, Nate Ruess, coffee, my cats, Doctor Who, The Hunger Games, Photoshopping weird things, SPANCER, words, FOB, and sitcoms. There are, I admit, many more. If it's a drawing, its by Ashlee. Always.

Doodleland
My #1 br0 Ashlee, well, she draws stuff.

And we have funny conversations. These conversations lead to her drawing stuff.

By “stuff”, I mean that she and I created an elaborate scenario in which I conceived a child with Brendon Urie (specifically Creeper Brendon) on a scooter and she conceived a child with Ryan Ross (specifically hipster Ryan) on a bench. These children are called Hipsterbaby and Creeperbaby (sometimes referred to as the Divababies, frequently referred to as CB and HB) and they are wonderful.

Basically, these doodle versions of us exist in a separate universe called “Doodleland”. Here are the people you need to know:

Me:

Brendon:

Ashlee:

Ryan:

Creeperbaby:

Hipsterbaby:

The Divacats:

From left to right: Jon, Dingus, and Bagel.

Bagel is the HBIC.

Uncle Jon:

Uncle Jon has a child called Mandalbaby:

Uncle Spancer:

(shown here with Hipsterbaby. They have a complicated relationship)

Uncle Spancer and Aunt Liz are the proud parents of twin boys named Beardbaby and Lesbianbaby:

Uncle Gabe:

The babies are best friends.

Occasionally we will be joined by our other bro Broccoli:

Last but not least, Sir Random Baby

He was a zombie hotdog for Halloween.

Sometimes these drawings will make no sense to people that are not Ashlee and myself, but they are always adorable. Count on that.

General things to know about Doodleland:
- Ryan Ross is a stubborn, prissy bitch.
- Brendon Urie uses words despite not knowing what they mean.
- We may be married to Brendon and Ryan, but they are still kind of in love with each other. It’s awkward.
- On a related note, the Divababies have been carefully trained with bribes of granola and pictures of the Beatles to cover their ears and sing at any mention of the word “Ryden”.
- Ryan Ross loves the ocean.
- Don’t even bring up dolphins.
- CB and HB are Ryden 2.0:
- Creepers live off granola, capri sun, and fruit snacks. But do NOT give Creeperbaby the yellow ones. He hates them and will feed them to Bagel:
- Hipsterbaby uses the rosevest as a blanket. It is covered in hipster germs. Don’t touch it. Just really… don’t.
- It’s not Christmas. It’s Creepermas.
- Hipsterbaby has a world-class attitude.
- And Creeperbaby just wants to hug anyone and everyone:
- They have an incredibly complicated relationship in which CB desperately wants attention and love from HB and HB tries to pretend he doesn’t love him back.
- But at the end of the day they still really, really love each other.
Normally they are about seven years old. Sometimes they will be teeny, then they’re about one. Teeny deserves its own page, which you can find here.

Welcome to Doodleland. I hope you enjoy your stay.